Mel from The Morning Rumble came in hot this week with some groundbreaking news for the follicly challenged and generously beaked among us: apparently, blokes with big noses and receding hairlines are trending.
Safe to say Rog, Bryce, Mulls and Producer Ryan were stoked to hear the news.
So, where has this universal love for a receding dome come from?
As it turns out, The White Lotus star Walton Goggins has sparked a wave of follicular confidence online, and has pretty much become the poster boy for receding hairlines. There’s a bunch of chat online about it, and a whole reddit thread dedicated to discussions on how much he pulls off the look.
The person who started the reddit thread wrote, “My hair loss is at a similar stage to his and I'm wondering how exactly he's pulling off the look without giving insecure combover vibes.”
A bunch of people in the thread agree that not only does he rock the balding look, but his charm and confidence also undeniably helps.
But it’s not just Goggins sparking conversation - there’s a bunch of other receding celebs out there that the ladies are loving. As outlined by The Dailymail, the likes of Jude Law, Harry Styles, Tom Hiddleston, Ralph Fiennes and so many others are also rocking the look.
What about big noses?
Mel also came across an article from The Telegraph, all about how big noses are now a ‘Hollywood must-have,’ which mentions the likes of Adrien Brody and Paul Mescal.
A big win for Producer Ryan.
Thanks to Mel bringing this information to the table, it ended up sparking a conversation about which Morning Rumble member is the hottest… Let’s just say Rog didn’t love the conversation.
So, if you’ve spent years trying to hide your thinning lid or feeling self-conscious about your prominent schnoz, your time is now, king.
Turns out all those features you thought were possibly holding you back are actually what’s making you hot.
