We've heard some crook yarns in our time.. but this one might just take the cake.
Before we begin, be warned, this story is gross, unbelievable and very, very illegal.
Tim called up The Morning Rumble last week, and told us about the time he worked on a commercial site a few years ago. He told us that there were a bunch of people working onsite, and the apprentices were going to the loo a lot.
So apparently one day, the foreman decided he'd had enough.
"The foreman got a bit sick of it so he put a chain and padlock around the toilet. So if you ever needed to go and use a portaloo, you had to go and find him..." Tim told us. Another warning for good measure: this is where it gets crook.
Tim told us that apparently, "[you had to] drop your pants on site and show him ya turtle head. And if you didn't, you weren't allowed to use the portaloo for the day."
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
“He was serious about it as well,” Tim added.
Safe to say The Morning Rumble were incredibly shocked and disgusted by the yarn.
“Not much shocks me anymore after this many years [in radio]... I did not see that coming,” Bryce responded.
While Mulls gave us his classic, “Nah I’m hanging up… You shouldn’t have made it to air, Tom.”
And in true Mel fashion, she said, “show us ya turtle?” in disgust.
Safe to say that if this story is true, that foreman is an absolute sicko. Cheers Tim for enlightening us with that story.
Anyway, that’s enough internet for today.
